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20 Memes That Perfectly Sum Up Married Life

#9 is very important.

Marriage is certainly not just a walk in the park. In order to make it work, you should always compromise, be extra understanding, and learn to love each other’s flaws.

But when you’re married to someone for so long, there will be times that you feel that you can’t live with them anymore. However, you also can’t live without them. Here are 20 hilarious memes that perfectly sum up the married life.

1. When two become one.

This has got to be one of the coolest wedding cakes I’ve ever seen!

2. Do you want to see his/her true color?

3. I heard that!

Did you really think you could get away with it?

4. Touché.

5. The “wink” before and after marriage has a completely different meaning.

I wonder what’s inside the cup?

6. Imagine ten years from now.

7. If you say so.

Well, that is dirty.

8. So, do you still think the curtain looks ridiculous?

9. The best peace offering.

10. Never ever underestimate what your wife knows about you.

Sometimes she knows you more than you know yourself.

11. This will save you from so many “I told you so.”

12. Read #9

If #9 still won’t work, then you’re on your own, man.

13. Husbands are every wife’s diary.

They are likely not going to remember everything that you told them anyway. So they do not count.

14. Do you need a trophy for that?

15. So you’re laying there waiting for him to do #9.

16. This must be universal.

17. Do it, or else…

The storm will go away, but your wife is going to be there waiting for you to finish your chores. So do it.

18. It’s just the way it is.

19. If you ask such a stupid question and get that look, back away rapidly, horrible things are just about to happen!

20. Here we go!

Let’s hope and pray that #9 will work this time!

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Owner Hilariously Calls Out Her Dog Pretending To Be A Stray At McDonald’s Drive-Thru

“She’s not even a stray dog!”

Who doesn't love free burgers? A dog has been sneaking out of her home to hang out at a McDonald's drive-thru so she could get some food from clueless customers. However, her owner has finally caught her in the act and called the pooch out on the scam.

Princess is an adorable pup who belongs to Betsy Reyes of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. Although the pooch appears to be well-fed, her owner recently discovered that Princess has been going to the nearby McDonald's to beg for food. Reyes wrote about her dog's ongoing con in a hilarious post.

This dog's owner just found out that her pet has been pretending to be a stray.

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20 Times Kids Have No Idea How Funny They Are

#13 had me in stitches!

One of the best things about kids is that they are frequently hilarious. They say funny things and do silly things, and generally provide the people around them with unstoppable laughter.

Anyone with kids will know, they are an endless source of entertainment and fun. From unintentionally doing innocent things that look dirty to following instructions literally — they truly never cease to make us laugh. Here are 20 times kids have no idea how funny they are.

1. “When your three-year-old tells man at McDonalds that his pants are falling down.”

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Ninja Cat Pretends To Be Asleep To Steal Owner’s Dinner

“And the Best Cat Actor Of The Year Award goes to …”

There is little doubt that felines can be exceedingly sneaky. However, one ninja cat took it up to another level. The kitten thought of a new way to steal his owner's food. Needless to say, his method is adorably cunning.

Rajah is a gorgeous Bengal cat who belongs to Sara Cantu. The kitten usually hangs out at his owner's office desk and usually gets to eat her leftover dinner. However, Rajah got impatient with waiting for scraps. The devious little kitty decided to employ some ninja moves on Cantu's chicken by pretending he is asleep.

This cat is feigning sleepiness to steal his owner's dinner.

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